To Squeaky and Coconut, my Denver buddies, I leave the Pig Power balloon. I do so knowing that they will continue the great tradition of Pig balloonists by flying it proudly and teaching ballooning to willing pigs whenever they are given the opportunity. I know that under Squeaky's and Coconut's care, the Pig Power balloon will continue to stand as a great symbol of Pig Power that was established by Axel Rose, and that the spirits of those of us who have passed to Rainbow Bridge will continue to fly high.
To Harley and Forrest I leave my secret, state of the art equipment. This secret equipment will be shipped to them in brown, unmarked boxes by the trustworthy Arizona Roadrunner Courier, Inc. Do Not open these boxes if slaves are nearby, and keep the equipment in a safe and secret place at all times. Instructions for this equipment will be sent separately after the correct, prearranged password is given to Rocky Roadrunner of Roadrunner Courier, Inc.
To my sowfriend, Pepper I leave what I also take with me - wonderful memories of our adventures together. I ask that she not mourn for me long, and that she continue on having fun, knowing that I am with her in spirit.
To all my other pigfriends I leave a sum of money that will fund an appropriate addition for Camp Cavy-Cavy in hopes that everypig will continue on in the best piggy-spirited fashion. I wish you all health, love and unlimited green leaf.
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