Last Will and Testiment of Denver Squeaky

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Last Will and Testament
of
Squeaky Pig Pflucker

I, Benjamin Wright Bunny here by will tell you the reading of Squeaky Pig Pflucker. I hope that all that read this will know what happen at the meeting. I am directing the slave of Ebony cave cavy this letter to you.

I am glad that you Ebony Cave Cavy and Betty could make it here today. I know it is a sad time in our lives with out Squeaky Pig. He was a good friend and a good pilot of the famous Pig Power Balloon. We are gathered her for the reading of Squeaky Pig’s will. He has been very specific on certain things. Shall we get started. Ebony and Betty nod their heads.

I, Squeaky Pig Pflucker, of the State of Colorado declare that this is my last will and testament and that I revoke all other will and testaments previously made my me.
I give, devise and bequeath absolutely the following :

To The Back Wheek Pigs, I leave the Pig Power Balloon. I do so knowing that they will continue the great tradition of Pig Ballooning by flying the Pig Power Balloon. Whenever the opportunity arises the teaching can continue with the next generation of pigs. I know that the Back Wheek Pigs will care for the Pig Power Balloon and that the Pig Power balloon will continue to symbolize the spirit of those who have Passed on to the Rainbow Bridge as established by Axel Rose. May the Pig Power Balloon continue to fly high.

Ebony said "How will I ever get to the Fall Fling without the Pig Power Balloon?"

Benjamin replied "Can you fly the Pig Power Balloon?" with a grin. Ebony frowned at Benjamin. I guess I will have to beg those Back Wheek Pigs for a ride. I hope they will give it to me! Betty just sat there minding her own business. "Please let me continue Ebony ,with Squeaky ‘s Will." said Benjamin.

To Allegro and Capricorn of the Cosmic Cavies, I leave my secret equipment. This equipment will be boxed up and specially shipped by Bunny Express Service. This will be overseen by Benjamin Wright Bunny. Do not open these unmarked boxes while the slave is near by. Keep the equipment safe, and in a secret place. The instructions will be in a white letter envelope that will be carried separately. Benjamin Wright Bunny will have the curriers hand deliver it to the right pig with proper ID.

Ebony again busted out in a high pitched voice "That still definitely has to go. I will not have that horrid thing in my house. I do not care how you plan to get it out, but you had better Benjamin." Benjamin just looked over to the water bottle and decided that a drink was in order. Betty just looked at the ceiling. After quenching his thirst Benjamin continued reading.

To Laalaa of the English Chompers, I leave with you the memories of our happiness and an envelope. In this envelope I will enclose a pigture for you to have. I hope that you will continue to have a happy life and know I still continue to love you in spirit.

Again Ebony started to say something but the look from Betty stopped her cold. She just looked a bit miffed. Benjamin continued:

To Ebony Cave Cavy, I leave to you all the furry blankets that I have manage to find. May you have as many furry caves as your heart desires.

Now Ebony squeaked in a high voice "At least he remembered me for something. Money would have helped you know!" Betty just snickered and Benjamin was getting a bit pink in the face. (Benjamin thought to himself "If I have to put up with that Ebony I will do something to her!)

Benjamin cleared his throat and said: there is one last part to his will:

To The Walking fur carpet (Betty Dog) I charge you with the protection of the Ebony Cave Cavy and any other furry children that may walk into the home. May you Honor and protect all Guinea Pigs in your capacity of the GPSP. If not I will come back and Haunt you!

Betty had a horrified look upon her face! Her remark was "But I always take care of all the piggies. Indy would fire me if I did not! Ebony is not a sneaky as Squeaky." Ebony just busted out laughing loudly. Benjamin just smiled his quiet Bunny smile. (Ah Betty you are such a serious dog. Better you than me. I intend to enjoy myself at that Fall fling!)

May the pigs Allegro and Cappricorn Please let this office know the details of the arrival of the boxes and the letter. Thank you for your kind attention and condolences. I know that we all have been deeply touched by Squeaky Pig Pflucker. Even his doctor was impressed by his voice of authority and his syringe tossing. Now that is one pig that can throw a syringe. Miss Ebony is fine and I am sure that few will hear from her in days to come. (I just hope it is not my ears that hear her)

Sincerely,
Benjamin Wright Bunny

Squeaky Pig Pflucker was born 4 January 1998 and died September 15, 2001

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